Reason #400000 that gmail is the best

Gmail went right ahead and implemented video chat into their already pretty useful and easy integrated gchat module, making Gmail the king of email services. Hands down. Yeah I know, MSN Messenger and AIM and Yahoo Messenger do it, and they’re all integrated into their respective email clients, but gimmee a break, all of their […]

Circuit City = Chapter 11. Buy stuff there!

Not that I really care whether Circuit City falls victim to whatever combination of abysmal management / horrible economy / thieving leprechauns exists in this world and has led to their near-imminent downfall, but with the holiday season approaching and desperation for cash, there’s one thing you can be sure of: their shit is gonna […]

Movember BEGINS!

Unfortunately I’m a few days late for the beginning of Movember, the initiative to get males to grow mustaches throughout the month of November and raise awareness/get donations for the Prostate Cancer Foundation (R.I.P. DJS M.D. 1938-2001 <3). I’m participating this year and have shaved my face cleanly, as you can see. At any rate, […]

The Halloween Game

I’m pretty sure if one were to Google only the blogs of the internet, the overwhelming majority of them would be saying the same ol’ hat about how “Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress slutty hurrr” and what have you, on this holiest of white holidays. But this particular blog entry on […]

Scientology Digest – 10/28/2008

Dear E.D., Bruce, John, Charles, Guy, Katherine, Jonathan, Michael, Elizabeth, Colleen, Joseph, Ryan, Marion, Rebecca, Scott, Frank, Timothy, Sharon, Roger, Angeline, Michael, Michael, Zachary, “Charlie,” F. Wallace, Robert, Jennifer, Darryl, Peter, Dennis, Charles, Sara, Kimberly, Joan, Steven, Joseph, and Steven, How are you guys? Haven’t heard from you in a while. What’s it been, like […]

Great Product? Or Greatest Product?

Every so often in life, breakthroughs occur. Moments in human evolution that solidify our standing as the truly dominant species, the pinnacle of innovation and intelligence in this solar system. Truly such a moment has occurred, as a species we have transcended ourselves yet again. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented […]