Burger King brings back tiny burgers again, again

Except now they’re called “Burger Shots.” Tiny little burgers in packs of three or six, more than likely you could eat them all in one mouthful. So basically, you get the equivalent of two burgers with twice the bread AND the cost! Also Burger Shots? Pretty lame name if you ask me, especially considering they […]

The 5th Annual Max’s Belgian Beer Fest Roundup

When I first read of the (then) upcoming Belgian Beer Fest at Max’s Taphouse a few months ago, I was pretty much instantly excited. The image of a beer festival with Belgian beers the likes of which I had never heard of, much less seen got my imagination flowing. One of the bartenders I know […]

Senate Bill 233 – The proposal to ban beer pong in Baltimore

Several minutes ago I received an email from Austin Lanham, an organizer of the Maryland Beer Pong League. The subject of the email is Senate Bill 233, which introduces legislation to ban the party slash bar game Beer Pong. Article 2B – Alcoholic Beverages 21-105.1. (B) A HOLDER OF A RETAIL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES LICENSE OR […]

And now, for some reason, The Wire fan fiction

Oh fan fiction, you are incomparably terrible. Normally it’s pretty obvious the genres that attract such crappy fan service story lines – sci fi, fantasy, possibly Ace of Cakes – but a gritty urban crime drama? I guess anything is possible. Especially on the internet. And boy howdy, did I stumble on a polished ruby […]