Today has been rather traumatic. This week has been rather traumatic, and it’s only Tuesday. I’ve never actually believed that the economy has been close to a total collapse before, but well, here we are. You know what I like to do in times like this? Watch the worst music video ever made, ever. Ever. […]
Author: Evan The Mayor
City Council Update 09/12/2008
YES!!!! My City Council updates are back after summer vacation and better than ever. Observe, as I cherry pick the bills introduced and issues dealt with and point out whether they are good or not without any thought or consideration:
Pratt Street – A NEW VISION OF TOMORROW-OH-OH-OH-OH
So the contest to craft a VISION OF THE FUTURE OF DOWTOWN BALTIMORE FOR THE NEW MILLENIUM, first published in the BDC’s Spring 2007 newsletter, has seemingly come to a close because in an EXCLUSIVE ARTICLE PRINTED ONLY IN THE BALTIMORE SUN AND NO WHERE ELSE, we see some fancy illustrations and details as to […]
The Bacon Vodka Chronicles – pt. 3 OMEGA
After allowing the bacon vodka to sit for 4 days, half of which was spent refrigerated, it becomes time to filter all of the horrible fat globules and as much of the debris out of the mix as possible. For this, we start with some easily obtained cheesecloth (or in my case, “tear cloth” obtained […]
The Bacon Vodka Chronicles, pt. 2
The bacon vodka is 3 days old, sitting in the fridge, and boy howdy is it looking ….horrible. The vodka itself is murky, yellow, and coated on top with a sheet of fat globules. Observe: prior to human consumption, I will be straining the concoction through a healthy pile of cheese cloth in a funnel, […]
The Bacon Vodka Chronicles pt. 1
Throughout the days of adventuring here in southern Baltimore one comes across something special every now and then. An old man pooping in a parking lot, maybe, but in this particular instance I’m referring to a magical concoction that was briefly served at Captain Larry’s known as bacon vodka. There’s really no further pretext necessary, […]