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Hi Everyone, As you may well be aware there’s some sort of mysterious virus killing everyone and everything everywhere and the governor of Maryland has decided to shut down well, everything, which royally sucks for everyone involved but mostly the people that are hourly employees that otherwise cannot take off work, lest they not be […]
It’s impossibly insane to believe that after four years, A MARRIAGE WE’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR, and hundreds of dollars raised for local charities the 4th annual Cosby / Tacky Sweater Bar Crawl is upon us yet again. On November 22nd, the sweatered masses will assemble yet again to rove the length of Boston Street and sweater […]
Unbelievably, inconceivably, holy shit we’re oldily the FIFTH ANNUAL and wildly popular Snuggie Bar Crawl is occurring this Saturday, February 23rd with the jump being at Captain Larry’s Bar and Grill (601 E Fort Ave., Riverside). I think I’ve been to at least three of them thus far with the first having had the distinction […]
It’s Movember time again, starting November 1st the annual celebration of manly moustaches and men’s health awareness begins, this year bigger than ever. The rules are simple: shave your face clean on November 1st and grow a moustache throughout the month of November. Bother your friends to “sponsor” your moustache and collect donations, or simply […]
We all heard the news over the weekend of the untimely and extremely shitty passing of beloved Nacho Mama’s founder Scunny, who was tragically killed in a cycling accident in Ocean City. In a showing of grand charity, the likes of which would make Scunny proud, comes this very special announcement. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE On […]
(Facebook Page) If you’re a Baltimore resident who happens to be interested in the festivities and frivolity of Halloween, chances are pretty high you at one point attempted to spend the high holiday in our own Historic Fells Point, and within five point five seconds found yourself waiting in line for 27 hours at Max’s […]