I’m pretty sure if one were to Google only the blogs of the internet, the overwhelming majority of them would be saying the same ol’ hat about how “Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress slutty hurrr” and what have you, on this holiest of white holidays. But this particular blog entry on the matter is far more interactive!
It’s The Halloween Game!
Two rather simple, quick ways to make your Halloween more fun! First up, we have the Halloween scorecard/scavenger hunt:
Contestants place bets on what they think will be the top 3-5 costumes of the evening, or simply keep track of the costumes seen in a scavenger hunt type manner. Prizes are arbitrarily assigned at the end of the evening. And because I am so benevolent I will even provide a starter list for everyone to use!
Costume | Score |
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Or, if this involves too much writing or your hands will be too busy swilling shitty beer to pay that much attention, there’s Halloween Bingo!! The same principle as regular bingo, but with Halloween costumes. To generate your own bingo cards check out this adorable tool. It’ll even shuffle the words so you can print out randomized extras!
Here is a sample:
Sarah Palin |
Sexy Angel
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Clown Related
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Wrestling Related
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Inflatable Blowjob Guy
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Heath Leger |
Sexy Devil
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Video Game Character
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Rainbow Bright
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Sexy Anne Frank
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Joe Sixpack |
Beer Related
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Buddy Jesus
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Uncle Jessie
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Harriette Tubman
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Joe The Plumber |
God’s Gift to Women
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Turd Sandwich
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Kid With Asperger’s
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Priest With Boner
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A Donkey |
‘300’ Guy
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Mark Walberg
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A Thundercat
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“Redneck” Anything
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Have a happy, safe, sober, chaste, prayer-filled Halloween everyone!
(I will be reporting back with my scorecard soon)
not enough emphasis on Halloween for me. it could’ve been bolder.