Great Product? Or Greatest Product?

Every so often in life, breakthroughs occur. Moments in human evolution that solidify our standing as the truly dominant species, the pinnacle of innovation and intelligence in this solar system. Truly such a moment has occurred, as a species we have transcended ourselves yet again.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo.

There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.

(mad props to Archie McPhee for embracing diversity in their product shoot!)
Rest assured, when and if I have 100 American Dollars to spare this item will be purchased and I will be buried in it when I die. God Bless America. No, God Bless Homo sapiens.

Big ups to forum user Mike aka Farleyboy for the link. Which was probably taken from Penny Arcade or something.

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