A body spray to end all body sprays is here, and it smells like Whoppers.
Author: Evan The Mayor
The Amazing McRib
The McRib is a very curious sandwich. The mere mention of McRib, in conversation or when heard in any number of “THE MCRIB IS BACK!!!” commercials brings forth some sort of weird, unfounded glee.Which is weird, considering it’s really just a gross rib-shaped pork patty slathered in… delicious… BBQ sauce… with pickles and onions on […]
Dumb ads throughout history – Volume 1
Advertising, as necessary and powerful as it might seem to our economy, has almost always been incredibly stupid, bothersome, and at its worst somewhat deadly – debatable I know, but shut the hell up and enjoy these ridiculous ads I have sitting on my desktop. I have literally thousands of these.
I LOVE YOU, SKELETOR
Don’t let the bastards get you down, girlfriend. You keep on keepin’ on (with the nephotism, idiotic public statements, sweetheart deals with ex-lovers that lavish you with fur coats, “struggling” on $150,000+ a year, that sort of thing)!!!!!! See you at the nail salon!!!!!!!!!
I just hate Uggs
Or rather, I just continue to hate Uggs. A few days ago I read this little blurb from CNN Money regarding Black Friday sales in the face of our settling financial depression: But one apparel item has snuck its way in – Uggs boots made by Deckers Outdoor Group (DECK). It’s turning into the closest […]
“That Bacon Guy”
So last night I’m rollin’ deep into my usual evening of trivia and I arrive to find two of my trivia compatriots handing me a bottle of Bacon Salt. I’ve seen about a trillion ads for the stuff lately, all over the internet and on Facebook especially, and quite frankly I was astonished to find […]