Since Evan has “crazy-homeless-people-blogging” locked up, we have to look elsewhere for expertise on the full variety of urban fauna. Earlier, we learned how to classify hipsters. Now the same careful scientific method has been applied to our darker subcultures: “Goths In Hot Weather“. If you’d like to contribute, I suggest camping outside of your […]
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Shropshire, you’re finished.
I spotted this article in the Sun the other day about Sam Shropshire and his troubles with being accused of fondling a midshipman from the Naval Academy recently, and while the legal and otherwise circumstantial evidence is pending in some sort of media-circus court case, there’s one thing that cannot be denied and should be […]
What the HELL, Quiznos???
Alright Quiznos, you’re on the shit list. The last time I ate a sub at one of your franchises, it was a pile of poo poo pee pee, these new Torpedo sandwiches are laughable, and now THIS?!? Hell, Quiznos ads used to be sort of catchy (if not creepy) – little mice in outfits singing […]
“We” are “Baltimore”
Local TV news team spots have always been cheesy. Cheesy, to the point that they’re almost unbearable but you kind of like them anyway, like that classic Bob Turk promo to the tune of “My Girl”. But at some point, some point, they just started going beyond cheesy, and got lame as all getout. But […]
Jamaica Tales Volume 3 – Krazy Kenisha
Continuing and expanding from our last tale about Jamaica – I would like to introduce you all to Kenisha, our batshit crazy tour guide while on our snorkeling expedition. Kenisha first made herself known to me by shouting “Hey Jesus! Hey Jesus!” numerous times while trying to get my attention for the snorkeling signup; I […]