So last night I’m rollin’ deep into my usual evening of trivia and I arrive to find two of my trivia compatriots handing me a bottle of Bacon Salt. I’ve seen about a trillion ads for the stuff lately, all over the internet and on Facebook especially, and quite frankly I was astonished to find […]
Category: WTF
COME GET YOUR NAILS DID… IN HELL
It seems that some business owners, despite their best intentions and perhaps even level of skill within their particular craft, need a little help every once in a while when making their store front seem “attractive” or “not totally frightening to the average consumer.” Case in point, this nail salon on Light St.: Hey look! […]
The season has arrived…
An event today triggered a realization about what late fall, early winter, and cold weather in general really represents: static electricity shocks. An aspect of the season I had completely forgotten about, yet could not forget about enough, because it is the most annoying thing in the entire universe. The dry, cold air generating enough […]
Great Product? Or Greatest Product?
Every so often in life, breakthroughs occur. Moments in human evolution that solidify our standing as the truly dominant species, the pinnacle of innovation and intelligence in this solar system. Truly such a moment has occurred, as a species we have transcended ourselves yet again. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented […]
*BARF*…I mean, let me try that
Whilst engaged in an online discussion regarding gross soft drinks, the usual suspects of seasonal Mountain Dew flavors versus Mr. Pibb XTREME were thrown around, until someone dropped a big, fat, curious bombshell: Yes friends, if your eyes are working properly you are seeing the same thing that I did; the unholy union of Budweiser […]
A Disturbing Old Chestnut
I don’t know why or how, but the song from this klassic internet komedy kommercial got stuck in my head this afternoon: not to be undone by its inherent level of disturbitude, comes a followup commercial: BABY DONGS ARE HILARIOUS