The Wonderful World of Carbon Offsets

So I’m browsing through my bank’s reward-related website so I can cash in my accumulated 15,000 or so bonus points that I’ve hoarded over the past four years or so, in an effort to maybe get something of value. And big shocker, the only thing worth trading those points in for is cold, hard cash […]

Federal Hill – still decidedly evil

My BFF and I have been noting as of late the pervasiveness of general malaise that seems to ooze from Federal Hill proper on the weekends. Stabbings, melees, loud and drunken horror that seems to outshine any pleasantness that might come out of a weekend night seem to stick out in my head, and this […]

Hey Look, “Art”

Hey ladies, do you feel like as an artist you aren’t getting enough attention or validity with simple paintings or sculptures, or perhaps the occasional piss/shit vignette wrapped in bacon? Well, why not make art out of self-induced miscarriages then? Hmm? Why the hell not? You definitely have the constitutional right to do so! It […]