Several minutes ago I received an email from Austin Lanham, an organizer of the Maryland Beer Pong League. The subject of the email is Senate Bill 233, which introduces legislation to ban the party slash bar game Beer Pong. Article 2B – Alcoholic Beverages 21-105.1. (B) A HOLDER OF A RETAIL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES LICENSE OR […]
Category: WTF
And now, for some reason, The Wire fan fiction
Oh fan fiction, you are incomparably terrible. Normally it’s pretty obvious the genres that attract such crappy fan service story lines – sci fi, fantasy, possibly Ace of Cakes – but a gritty urban crime drama? I guess anything is possible. Especially on the internet. And boy howdy, did I stumble on a polished ruby […]
Niche Filled!
Are you sitting alone, surfing the internets, with only the soft braying of goats to keep you company? Is the financial pressure of running a small farm too much for just one person? Finally, there’s an answer. FarmersOnly is the dating site only for farmers. The applications process skillfully weeds out non-farmers by asking detailed […]
Shouldn’t We All Smell Like Hamburgers? Requiem
The short answer to this question is no, no we should not smell like hamburgers. After the holidays, I found in my mailbox the Burger King Flame “body spray” that I ordered some time ago and thought “heh.” It comes in a tiny bottle much like the bottle in the picture, in fact it’s almost […]
Shouldn’t we all smell like hamburgers?
A body spray to end all body sprays is here, and it smells like Whoppers.
I just hate Uggs
Or rather, I just continue to hate Uggs. A few days ago I read this little blurb from CNN Money regarding Black Friday sales in the face of our settling financial depression: But one apparel item has snuck its way in – Uggs boots made by Deckers Outdoor Group (DECK). It’s turning into the closest […]