Duly noted that George Lopez has secured his own late night show on TBS. Good for him. So I’m driving around Baltimore, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I start seeing these giant pictures of George Lopez, smiling this gigantic and wild-eyed smile – the kind of look a guy gives you […]
Tag: humor
Dixon pleads not guilty; summons wizard as defense attorney
Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon plead not guilty today on multiple charges brought against her including theft and perjury, as the result of a four year probe by the state prosecutor’s office. Despite the fact that her lawyer Arnold Weiner is a well known and seemingly effective defense attorney, the Dixon camp is seeking further courtroom […]
Vladimir Putin is STILL BADASS TO THE MAX
It has been five months or so since I last opined about the unlimited badassery that is contained within the soulless shell known as Vladimir Putin, reveling in photographic evidence that he could probably kill you with his unending gaze. Well I saw the most compelling evidence ever conceived today on the Sun’s website in […]
Fells Point Fun Festival canceled in favor of tax hike
Facing severe budget shortfalls in the upcoming fiscal year, the decision was passed down during Monday’s city council meeting to forgo this year’s 43rd annual Fells Point Fun Festival in favor of a $5 “fun tax” designed to boost awareness concerning the amount of fun that can be had in Baltimore City, and simultaneously bridge […]
Crime and Punishment: Judge sentences criminal to watch every Orioles game
At what had seemed to be a rather routine trial today for defendant Ray Ray Richards, charged with reckless endangerment in a dirtbike incident, Baltimore City Circuit Court judge Judge Sylvester B. Cox has handed down a sentence that defies logic. “Mr. Richards, for your wanton lack of regard for the safety of the public […]
Harvey Fierstein covers Donna Lewis
Alright so it isn’t Harvey Fierstein but this awesomely bad “bedroom recording” of I Love You Always Forever is worthy of note. Suddenly his face is dark. Then it’s bright again. Art? Or a cloudy day? You decide. Also, he tends to look away from the camera a lot. What’s he looking at? The FUTURE. That’s what.