Sky MaLOL

We’ve all been there before. You’re sitting on a plane, bored out your skull because you forgot to bring a book or a gameboy, and some asshole has filled out the crossword AND the sudoku IN PEN in the back of the stupid inflight magazine. Desperate for entertainment, you reach out with a wincing pained […]

BALTIMORE SNOW HASHTAG EMERGENCY!!!

ATTENTION CITIZENS – THESE ARE THE OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED BALTIMORE SNOW EMERGENCY HASHTAGS FOR USE WITH THE INTERNET COMMUNICATION ENTITY KNOWN AS “TWITTER.” KEEP ABREAST OF BREAKING SNOW NEWS USING THESE VERY HELPFUL SNOW HASHTAGS: #snowpocalypse #snowtastrophe #snowmaggedon #snowtrocity #snowacaust #snowkkake #snowthehumanity! (@bmoreNat) #snowdiots (@ryan97ou) #snowpussies (@Chippewa29) #snOMG (@SpamSpam) #snowgasm MORE AS THE SITUATION DEVELOPS!!!!!!

The Dixon trial aftermath – hilarious edition

The entire virtual and physical city of Baltimore has been positively riveted and glued to any and all media sources for the past two weeks during Mayor Sheila Dixon’s trial. Despite the fact that her hired wizard managed to stave off several convictions of theft in the first of two trials against her, a single […]