It has been five months or so since I last opined about the unlimited badassery that is contained within the soulless shell known as Vladimir Putin, reveling in photographic evidence that he could probably kill you with his unending gaze.
Well I saw the most compelling evidence ever conceived today on the Sun’s website in a photo provided by Getty Images:
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Holy CRAP. Putin’s powers know no limit. He’s staring down a man into submission and he’s not even real in this photo. I’m willing to bet that the tiny gentlemen on the right has soiled himself approximately 324,456 times already. |
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Actually, Putin’s gaze stopped the man’s heart several days ago, but authorities were too fearful to remove the body. A cursory examination indicates that Putin may have also eaten his soul.