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Happy Terrible Romance Related Image Macro Day!

February 14, 2011February 14, 2012 by Evan The Mayor

Hey internet, here are those terrible Valentine’s Day macros you didn’t ask for!

5 things to do other than watch the Superbowl this year

February 1, 2011February 1, 2011 by Evan The Mayor

Let’s face it gang, as a card-carrying Baltimorean you’re essentially obligated to not lay eyes on your television screen between the hours of 6:30 and 10-11pm on FOX this Sunday, as the Pittsburgh Steelers and their terrible-er towels take on the ….Green Bay ….Packers and their giant cheese hats. Talking Baby and hilarious Bud Light […]

Incoming District Attorney Gregg Bernstein hires staff, Coach K as standin

December 7, 2010 by Evan The Mayor

Reported today, District Attorney-elect Gregg Bernstein, who defeated incumbent attorney Patricia Jessamy in this year’s midterm election, selected several key individuals for leadership positions within his administration. Among them, trial lawyers and former prosecutors, but most notably Duke basketball head coach Mike Krzyzewski, aka Coach K. The move to hire Coach K, who will serve […]

Facing legal pressure, Phusion Products releases Five Loko

November 11, 2010May 12, 2011 by Evan The Mayor

Knee jerk hysteria is striking nationwide resulting in statewide banning of “Alcopops,” amidst the seemingly endless wave of college freshman who succumb to their potent alcohol content and fruity deliciousness. At the center of all of the attention is Phusion Products, creators of the acclaimed Elixir For Not Being Drunk called Four Loko. Aside from […]

Mobbie Fodder: 5 posts that qualify a win

November 2, 2010 by Evan The Mayor

The Mobbies have begun and among the 519 nominations, picking one that deserves to win can be difficult. And so, in addition to begging for votes via Twitter and Facebook or something (which I’ll probably do more of) I present to thee a few posts over the past year, a smattering of quality, a portfolio […]

Office of the State’s Attorney to offer 2 for 1 conviction Groupon, bail discounts

September 9, 2010September 10, 2010 by Evan The Mayor

Facing sagging conviction rates and an uptick in high-profile, media saturated murders in the past few months, the Baltimore Office of the State’s Attorney has made a move that some are praising, others finding highly controversial; the office will be utilizing the social internet coupon service Groupon to offer 2 for 1 convictions in criminal cases, and 50% off bail coupons up to $10000. […]