If you’re for whatever reason adverse to all caps, stop reading now. But I need to get this out. HEY I HAVE AN IDEA!!! LET’S GO JOGGING IN FOUR FEET OF SNOW!!! ZERO VISIBILITY? BRO, I JUST GOTTA JOG!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!! EVEN BETTER, ON A SIDEWALK THAT ONLY HAS 40% OF […]
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Dispatches from the unusually large snow storm – pt. 2
As promised, photos garnered from 2 Snow 2 Pocalypse. Click through to comment or view the set. Next up, I complain a lot.
Dispatches from the unusually large snow storm – pt. 1
Throughout the last ……4397534 days of snow, the Baltimore area continues to collectively shit its pants and devolve into an infant state, a lot of which I would like to complain about in a timely fashion. But before I do, I continue to die laughing every single time I see Mr. Accuweather, over and over. […]
Snowpocalypse 2009 – The Snowening
The devastation immense. The corpses — as far as the eye can see. Snowpocalypse knows no kindness, spares none. Observe. Duly noted that it was snowing so hard at the time that these shots were taken it actually borders on white distortion. Refer to photo titles if you can’t figure them out…
BALTIMORE SNOW HASHTAG EMERGENCY!!!
ATTENTION CITIZENS – THESE ARE THE OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED BALTIMORE SNOW EMERGENCY HASHTAGS FOR USE WITH THE INTERNET COMMUNICATION ENTITY KNOWN AS “TWITTER.” KEEP ABREAST OF BREAKING SNOW NEWS USING THESE VERY HELPFUL SNOW HASHTAGS: #snowpocalypse #snowtastrophe #snowmaggedon #snowtrocity #snowacaust #snowkkake #snowthehumanity! (@bmoreNat) #snowdiots (@ryan97ou) #snowpussies (@Chippewa29) #snOMG (@SpamSpam) #snowgasm MORE AS THE SITUATION DEVELOPS!!!!!!
WHAT TO DO WHEN IT SNOWS IN BALTIMORE
Snowpocalypse 2009 is occurring this weekend according to the National Weather Scientist People (Incorporated) and it’s time to take stock of what to do in Baltimore in the event of a giant snowtastrophe. This list is 1000% necessary to your survival!! We’re through the looking glass here, people. Drive 3 mph at the first sign […]