I have come to the conclusion that Don Draper is the love child of Sam the Eagle and Guy Smiley: Shameful. It is common knowledge that The Muppets were an incestuous bunch, and it is time we brought the truth to light.
Author: Evan The Mayor
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MAN …. VERSUS BEAST
While eating dinner last night, a group of us starting reminiscing about on of the more fantastic one shot specials ever aired by Fox at the height of their ridiculous one shot string of specials (Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, anyone?), a delightful romp known as Man vs. Beast. The special pitted man versus […]
City Paper’s BoB 2009 – How I Voted pt. 1
The time has come, dear Baltimore, to cast your votes for City Paper’s 2009 Best of Baltimore list. I went to the ballot party the other night at Max’s on Broadway and the turnout was in the …tens, nevertheless I did my civic duty and tried to come up with a nomination for every category […]
South Baltimore has CRABS!
It recently occurred to me that South Baltimore is becoming a helluva decent place to go for crabs. And it rules. LP Steamers in Locust Point has some of the finest mumbo jimmies around at decent prices, they’ve been an institution for quite a while. Steamers is about as old school Baltimore as you can […]
Mealtime! #7
special thanks to reader/awesome dude spam for his mealtime submission! What: Bison burger (medium) on a classic bun with Lincolnshire cheddar, bacon, avocado, tomato, and bib lettuce; ostrich burger (medium) on an English muffin with pleasant ridge cheese, herb yogurt, avocado, sprouts, tomato, and bib lettuce; both with sweet fries. Also an order of waffle […]