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Continuing the list… #5 A very possible future for American fast food. New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less #4 I would totally buy this game – and the sequel. Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face #3 Crazy college kids with their Mespace and Facesbook… Police […]
The fine freaks over at Gutter Magazine took a few intreguing shots over at the Dundalk Heritage Festival over the course of the weekend. Not something to be missed, I assure you. Dundalk is full of true blue Amurricans and you betta RESPECK THAT. (photo by Gutter) Speaking of AMURRICA… FUCK YEAH
What: Sliders with Fries Where: G&A Restaurant (3802 Eastern Avenue – map) How Much: $7.25 Synopsis: G&A Restaurant was featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives a while back on Food Network on which their Coney Island hot dogs and sliders were featured prominently. And damn, these things are pretty good. Slightly buttered rolls, entirely too […]
I absolutely adore The Onion. It is a great dream that floats around in my atrophy-riddled brain that The City That Breeds could ever craft such constant wit with regard to Baltimore, but alas Baltimore is small and I am very lazy, so I rely often times on The Onion for direct comedic inspiration. One […]
What: Buffalo Chicken Pizza Where: Taps Baltimore (1439 South Charles St.) How Much: $5 – WEDNESDAY NIGHT ONLY Synopsis: Crackery crust, very thin and light. Pretty average in the flavor department. I was a bit disappointed that they used buffalo sauce instead of pizza sauce, it didn’t really taste like a pizza to me. And […]