New Blog! Dedicated to my favorite fucking word in the whole fucking world! And the book about it rules too! THE F WORD (via You Don’t Say)
Author: Evan The Mayor
Big Nose Appreciation Station!
HEY! Do you like big noses? Do you like computer generated big noses on computer generated female heads! Then have I got a website for you! It’s the Big Nose Appreciation Page! You can appreciate all kinds of big noses, like the one from that episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch where she had a […]
McDonald’s
What: Chicken Nuggets, Double Cheeseburger, Fries Where: McDonald’s, Southside Shopping center (825 E Fort Avenue – map) How Much: $8.23 (with drink) Synopsis: There’s this crazy new place in South Baltimore called “McDonald’s,” they serve burgers and fries and bizarre cups full of salad. Ever heard of it? (If you’d like to submit your own […]
Southeastern District to be renamed, placed under dome
After recent reports of a massive shooting spree resulting in the death of two and wounding of 17 people on Sunday, and with 13 murders thus far this year and dozens of shootings, the Southeastern District of Baltimore is now to be renamed “The Terrordrome” and placed under the world’s most massive geodesic dome. The […]
The wonders of thrift shopping – Volume 2
The most recent trip to Goodwill has been a barn burner. I came dangerously close to purchasing a painting of Dave Matthews. [nggallery id=37]
The Weekly Writing Assignment
There is a new Baltimore-based blog afoot in the intertubes known as Weekly Writing Assignment – an interesting site which issues a weekly writing challenge and solicits entries from readers. The first challenge, issued yesterday, involves writing a 300 word MAXIMUM story which must use the following 15 words: esophagus California propaganda imbue chortle bravado […]