This is a two part rant; Part 1 is mostly complaining. If you don’t like constructive complaining, just wait for part 2! A few weeks ago after the announcement of the mayor’s proposal to levy multiple fees and fine hikes city wide in an effort to close the most catastrophic budget gap the city has […]
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The return of Angry Mike – A love letter to Orbitz
Guess what folks, Angry Mike is still pretty angry and apparently his ire has been piqued by the discount travel service Orbitz. Quake with fear, Orbitz, Angry Mike is gunning for YOU!! A Love Letter to Orbitz By “Love” I mean: “Go Fuck Yourself”
Green Beer! Ugh, green beer.
Don’t get me wrong folks. Theoretically green beer on St. Patrick’s Day is a fun way to be festive without wearing 265754 pieces of stupid flair, wigs, leotards, “DRINK ME I’M IRISH LOL” shirts, whatever. And once you’ve had your penny Guinness, your dollar Jameson, your two penny XTREME Guinness Bawls Guarana Car Bomb XTREME […]
A simple case for Google Fiber or: Angry Mike hates Comcast
With all this talk about Google possibly coming to town and laying down a fiber optic network the likes of which the world hath never seen, I would make it a point to note that in doing so, Google would be making an enormous humanitarian leap in releasing the city of Baltimore from the grips […]
Dispatches from the unusually large snow storm – pt. 3
If you’re for whatever reason adverse to all caps, stop reading now. But I need to get this out. HEY I HAVE AN IDEA!!! LET’S GO JOGGING IN FOUR FEET OF SNOW!!! ZERO VISIBILITY? BRO, I JUST GOTTA JOG!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!! EVEN BETTER, ON A SIDEWALK THAT ONLY HAS 40% OF […]
Mealtime! #18 – How much should a turkey wrap cost?
What: Turkey Wrap Where: Cafe Azafran (3700 San Martin Dr, Johns Hopkins Homewood) How Much: $8.50 Synopsis: It’s not often that I would use Mealtime! to disparage something I’m eating, but this turkey wrap – despite its decent flavor – was small and exceedingly expensive considering you could just as easily get the same thing […]