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This is a hectic time of year, and I have found myself quite busy. The demands of my day job as a Talent Director at a Czechoslovakian Brothel, as well as my being an FBI Informant has left me minimal time to blog. However, I could not leave 2013 without giving you one last introspective […]
When living in Baltimore during what can truly be considered a high holiday in this fair city – Halloween – the pressure of deciding where to go to show off your a) ironic, b) sexy, or c) all of the above costume and getting blackout drunk with thousands of other people can be daunting. It’s […]
Dear SpaceManAndy, I love Christmas time, but I really hate all the obligatory gift giving. I mean, I there are some people in my life like co-workers, or family friends, or neighbors that I just don’t like that much. Every December, I find myself obligated to get them a gift that doesn’t make me a […]
The season of crazy holiday busyness is upon us. In the evenings there will be many parties populated by people we barely know. At work there will be flurries of last chance stressful strategy sessions to plan and organize before the New Year hits. It is the time family gatherings with distant relatives we rarely […]
Oh, holiday light displays. You have such potential. And in a day and age in which guys living in Harford County are synching their holiday lights to fucking Call Me Maybe, there’s hope still on the Internet. Sweet, merciful Internet. In case you missed it for like the past three years, Youtuber awesome dude “slayer […]
SpaceManAndy discovered a truly wondrous service for the Baltimore area for his preparations for the holiday season, which unfortunately isn’t taking any more orders for as of last Sunday they’re accepting orders until THIS THURSDAY so get on it! Pretty brilliant little business for some extra dough! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that title right! […]