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Hello CTB Family, Your friendly neighborhood self-appointed Bishop here. Today I’m going to get serious on you. It was a hard morning for my family. I want to talk about the MSAs, or the Maryland School Assessment test. On a normal day of school my son’s classroom is focused on challenging the kids to create, […]
Capitalism Can Eat A Dick! The United States is said to be “the greatest country in the world.” One of the major reasons this is said, is due to our adoption of Capitalism, where private citizens are allowed to own businesses and infrastructure with which to produce and sell goods, thereby making shitloads of […]
So I (and more than likely you too) hear a few days ago that Paula Deen, The Food Network star whose claim to fame is pretty much every dish having a very strong possibility of giving you a heart attack, was diagnosed with Type II Diabetes. This should come as no shock to anyone, judging […]
Ready for a rant? I hope so, because that’s what this is. No spell check or grammar for this guy, it’s time for a good ol’ fashioned RANT. The MVA and the City of Baltimore Parking Authority are probably the worst entities in existence. I have always known this, but I had up until now […]
Primer: Angry Mike, a former Pigtown resident, purchased a “rehabbed” house from a man who, as it turns out, is something of a slumlord and didn’t exactly perform a wonderful job fixing the house. It was riddled with termites unbeknownst to the resident, among other things. A lawsuit ensued (see what I did there) and […]
[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/#!/justin_fenton/status/40452078052712448″] Since the story broke (for me, anyway) last Wednesday regarding one of the largest police corruption cases we’ve even seen in Baltimore, so much information has bubbled to the surface regarding the cadre of officers being charged and suspended in the FBI’s investigation into kickbacks and illegal towing over the weekend (which, oddly, […]