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Hello City that Breeds Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood bishop here to speak out about a grievous error. That’s right, good people. I come with pitch fork in hand. I stand in the judges box and proclaim the perpetrator guilt. I demand a recount! “Who, Oh Bishop our Bishop, who could have possibly upset you […]
Grand Central: The DC Bar, located in New-Detroit by Ann Marie and Liz Grand Central experienced some impromptu remodeling on Monday night, when the driver of a stolen car crashed in to its south-side wall. The driver also managed to smash into a truck carrying drums of white paint, splashing it all over the sidewalk […]
The Self Induced Friend Zone and why “Can’t Fight This Feeling” is the greatest song ever! Defined as [Clean version]: a platonic relationship wherein one person wishes to enter into a romantic, i.e. sexual relationship, while the other does not or [Gangsta Rap version]: one person trynna f#ck, while the other ain’t trynna f#ck, the […]
New Contributor @LDSomerville covers a lot of bases with this tangent laden diatribe on our collective childhood cultures and engaging them as adults. A-Tisket, A-Tangent By Leslie D. Somerville Ride The Beat-Beat-Beat Like A Pony Who hates friendship? No one does, unless you’re a cranky doodle donkey. My little Pony Friendship is Magic is never […]
As many of you know, Sine Die – which traditionally marks the end of the Maryland General Assembly’s annual session – occurred this past Monday at midnight. As the 90 day session came to a close, most of Maryland (and by extension, Baltimore) found itself with more regulations and taxes (and for some, the possibility […]
Hello CTB Family, Your friendly neighborhood self-appointed Bishop here. Today I am pissed. My morning is a strict routine. I get up at 5:30am. I brew coffee. Always 6 cups. 4 1/2 scoops of Zekes grounds. Always. While the coffee brews I answer email. Email and the brewing of coffee typically finish at the same time. […]