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Burger King has always been the king of Whoppers, as well as stupid and weird advertising ploys. Well, they seem to have totally gone over the deep end this time with the creation of Flame body spray, a body spray infused with the essence of flame broiled hamburger. Or something. The website for Flame is decidedly bizarre, and the product is only sold in one place, Ricky’s Halloween Costume Superstore in NYC. |
And if this idea for a product seems even the slightest bit amusing to you, you should check out the reviews featured on the listing, some of them are outright hilarious. Good times. Observe:
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 Sweet Jesus I’m getting laid like crazy |
December 18, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Chick Magnet from Hades, AL United States |
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At first I was a little wary of your product, I mean, I’ve tried other things to help maintain my “chick magnet” status, such as the infamous “wolf sweater” or maybe just a pair of hot pants, but I really was missing the ultimate compliment to my attire, the Whopper Flame. Now the ladies literally want to eat me, literally….if only they had the fry vat body spray as I’m tired of wearing 5 hour old “Big Mac special sauce deodorant” wearing off and smelling like milk left in the sun for 3 days. It’s folks who create stuff like this that are the “real men of genius.” |
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| Mantastic! |
December 15, 2008 |
| Reviewer: Frank Reynolds from Philadelphia, PA |
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After viewing the commercial, I knew this spray had to be mine. Once received, I engulfed my less than satisfactory body with your cow meat scent. At first, I was discouraged because the neighborhood dogs started chasing me as if they were in heat. I made it inside just in time. Soon after, my girlfriend came over. I was skeptical at first, but when she appeared from the kitchen, double fisting ketchup bottles, I knew I was golden. Her love of hamburgers had finally worked out to my advantage. It was the first time she let me put my “hamburger” in her “bun.” That night, she had it her way; I gave her the best Whopper she’s ever had, and that’s saying a lot. |
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Hilarious. And, as fate would have it, I just so happen to have snagged two of the last remaining bottles. The weird stuff is currently sold out, and I for one cannot wait to smell the sweet, sweet odor of burger magic all the time. Expect a review as soon as superhumanly possible.
Oh and Ladies, you’ve been put on notice.
