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And so here we are folks, about to witness – one way or the other – the end of an era, when Ray Lewis announces his retirement from being one of the greatest linebackers in NFL history and segues into commentary, possibly coaching in the future, love him or hate him Ray Lewis has been […]
Joe Flacco, and the rest of the Ravens crew, with their utterly embarrassing defeat last night at the hands of the Denver Broncos may have been difficult to watch, but in such a defeat lies the greatest gift to mankind the NFL has ever provided: Now everyone is doin’ the Flacco, Flaccoing (or Failccoing, depending […]
When last we left the question about the whole “Baltimore versus Washington Sports” thing, I had what I thought was a shared opinion that the funny video in question expressing the idea that there’s some sort of rivalry brewing between the Washington Nationals and the Baltimore Orioles was mostly contrived for the sake of a […]
There’s a lot to be said in this world about the whole “Baltimore versus DC” thing when it comes to most things in life: Cost of living (Baltimore is better), public transportation (DC is better), bars full of smug, douchey entitled assholes paying far too much for Rum and Diets (DC), crackheads (DC, their *mayor* […]
UnPeterAngelos, overlord and master of Camden Yards, unveils new features at the esteemed ballpark to celebrate its 20th birthday. These new features are design to fall in line and synergize with last year’s new policies list, which were wildly successful in bolstering attendance numbers to record levels. Enjoy the new facilities folks! FROM THE DESK […]
The Baltimore Orioles have had their fair share of up-the-sleeve tricks up their sleeves in the past few seasons in an effort to glean an extra victory or two out of their performance which could be described as “Incredibly piss poor even for farm league,” from literal Orioles Magic, to Velociraptor Clones, and some that […]