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August 9th, 2010 – Save the date!
by Evan on Mar.11, 2010, under Entertainment and So Forth
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Why should you bother saving such a date six months in advance? Because that is the expected date of birth of lil’ Megatron, niece/nephew of one Mike Affinito. On February 27th, Mike started the Facebook page “MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON,” and within less than 12 days he has well over 1.1 million fans.
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And so it is with baited breath that we await Lil’ Megatron, which hopefully will end up female.
Dispatches from the Spam Box
by Evan on Mar.10, 2010, under Entertainment and So Forth
For members of the blog set, spam comments are a fact of life. Annoying, link-filled facts of life that fortunately get filtered 99.9% of the time to their appropriate home, the spam box. The thing about spam, though, it has gotten considerably bizarre in recent history. Aside from the usual links to some sort of Viagkra WEBISTE 4 CHEAP, a few have caught my attention due to their context; the post, the “author” and the comment itself can sometimes be unintentionally hilarious. Here are some of my favorites.
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HI I’m Joe Flacco
by Evan on Mar.10, 2010, under Entertainment and So Forth
HII’MJOEFLACCOANDPIZZAHUTPIZZAISMYFAVORITEPIZZA. SOMEOFTHESENAMESTHEYCAMEUPWITHFORMYPIZZAISPRETTYWEIRDTHOUGH – THEWACCOFLACCO?THATMAKESMESOUNDPSYCHO!
HEYCHECKOUTTHISAWESOMEPLATETHEYPHOTOSHOPPEDONTOMYHANDIT’SPRETTYBADASS
UPCOMING EVENTS PLUGATHON
by Evan on Mar.09, 2010, under Baltimore
Saint Patrick’s Day weekend is upon us. Quake with fear. Do some stuff while you’re at it.
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4TH ANNUAL MUSTACHE & MINISKIRT PARTYWhen: Friday, March 12th 9pm |
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SOME SORT OF GETTING DRUNK EVENTWhen: All weekend 24/7 |

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CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE EATING CONTESTWhen: Sunday, March 14th 5pm-6pm |
Own a piece of Baltimore’s corrupt history!
by Evan on Mar.09, 2010, under Baltimore, Crass Consumerism
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In what simply must be the greatest news ever to hit my cerebral cortex in no less than twelve lifetimes, disgraced former mayor Sheila Dixon’s Xbox 360 – purchased using absconded gift cards for the poor – is now available for bid on eBay, according to The Baltimore Sun (“Dixon’s Xbox up for sale on eBay” 2010/03/08).
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Robert A. Rohrbaugh, you rule. With providence, this monument to governmental corruption and family entertainment will sit proudly on my mantle, forever preserved in a vacuum-sealed, laser grid protected vault. And by that I mean a sign that says “DIXON’S XBOX NO TOUCH!”
A++++++ WOULD BUY AGAIN!!
25 minutes later update: way way outbid






