It seems that some business owners, despite their best intentions and perhaps even level of skill within their particular craft, need a little help every once in a while when making their store front seem “attractive” or “not totally frightening to the average consumer.” Case in point, this nail salon on Light St.:
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Hey look! Severed hands adorning a wood-paneled wall! Let’s go inside! They can chop off our hands and paint them! Duly noted also that the “plaque” underneath the first severed hand is actually a gift certificate, which reads “A GIFT (severed hand) AWAITS YOU.” Slightly less creepy but really just more low rent is the fact that the rest of the display is adorned with old, dried up bottles of various colors of nail polish, tinsel, and crappy glitter with feaux-christmas lights. I would totally love to do business with these people and let them paint my oversized, fake nails!! |