I love H-Mart. It rules. It rules. The Korean supermarket (800 N Rolling Rd, Catonsville, MD) is a busy, busy place to buy your groceries. But for the production and the experience, it’s worth every set of ten minutes you’ll have to wait in line to buy them. The prices are low, the produce is […]
Category: Food and Drink
Shouldn’t we all smell like hamburgers?
A body spray to end all body sprays is here, and it smells like Whoppers.
The Amazing McRib
The McRib is a very curious sandwich. The mere mention of McRib, in conversation or when heard in any number of “THE MCRIB IS BACK!!!” commercials brings forth some sort of weird, unfounded glee.Which is weird, considering it’s really just a gross rib-shaped pork patty slathered in… delicious… BBQ sauce… with pickles and onions on […]
Great Product? Or Greatest Product?
Every so often in life, breakthroughs occur. Moments in human evolution that solidify our standing as the truly dominant species, the pinnacle of innovation and intelligence in this solar system. Truly such a moment has occurred, as a species we have transcended ourselves yet again. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented […]
Who Says Everybody in Federal Hill is a Douchebag?
Just because Evan didn’t believe I would write this (see his comments), I’m writing this. But it’s not going to be long because I have to get back to my sweet new pad in South Baltimore (not Federal Hill) with its highly competitive parking and my 9 pounds of oatmeal. So my mother and father […]