Alright Quiznos, you’re on the shit list. The last time I ate a sub at one of your franchises, it was a pile of poo poo pee pee, these new Torpedo sandwiches are laughable, and now THIS?!? Hell, Quiznos ads used to be sort of catchy (if not creepy) – little mice in outfits singing […]
Category: Food and Drink
Snuggies have evolved. Quake with fear.
Yeah, Snuggies may be kind of funny and the perfect accessory for bar crawls, but don’t let them fool you. They are evolving. Changing. Adapting. Soon, they will be sentient beings that become one with the host, controlling their every move without them even knowing it. Behold, photographic evidence that Snuggies are now capable of […]
Update – New! From Quiznos! (not actually new)
Due to something of a “Search Engine Demand,” I have decided to put together the nutrition information for all of Quizno’s Toasty Torpedos and assemble it into a handy .pdf format – enjoy!! (I would recommend avoiding the Big Kahuna Tuna sandwich) (download here)
Alright J & D’s, we get it.
Yes yes yes, we all know bacon is the new Chuck Norris on the internet, and every possible product that should or should not contain bacon will more than likely contain bacon and it’ll be totally LOL ROFLCOPTER for ten minutes, and in a white supernova the whole thing will come crumbling down in a […]
New! From Quiznos! (not actually new)
I mean, I enjoy Quiznos subs and all, despite the fact that they make it …difficult to find their nutrition information (in that, there is no comprehensive list of their data anywhere except via 3rd party sites) and their commercials have been historically ssstupid, but their newest venture has the one-two punch of being pretty […]
Burger King brings back tiny burgers again, again
Except now they’re called “Burger Shots.” Tiny little burgers in packs of three or six, more than likely you could eat them all in one mouthful. So basically, you get the equivalent of two burgers with twice the bread AND the cost! Also Burger Shots? Pretty lame name if you ask me, especially considering they […]