So I ventured out to Beaver Dam for the first time in like, forever, and thank GOD it’s pretty much the same as is ever was. …sort of. Sadly, they shut down the diving cliff, and the red buoys, which isn’t terribly shocking considering the litigious nature of the world around us. I guess. At […]
Author: Evan The Mayor
Donating blood; yet another competitive event
As we are all well aware, donating blood is a noble and respectful pursuit, one worthy of a pat on the back and the free cookies or T-shirt that one receives after having sat around for thirty minutes or so, at least a third of which is spent oozing blood out your arm into a […]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA
Say whatever you want about the current state of affairs in our country, one thing remains painfully true: The United States of America kick fucking ass. This inspirational blockquote brought to you from the year 1973: “LET’S BE PERSONAL” Broadcast June 5, 1973 CFRB, Toronto, Ontario Topic: “The Americans” The United States dollar took another […]
Gardening on Salvia
We all know about the kiddie drug Salvia divinorum from all the various news reports about how it’s going to kill our children, turn us all into slaves of the bong, it’s the next crack, that sort of thing – none of it true mind you, but did you know that it can also make […]
Alright, now I’m concerned.
The fucking DOW is down 230 points today to an almost 3-year low, while Oil is approaching $140 a barrel. Unemployment is rocketing to the future, everything is going fucking crazy. OK ECONOMY, WE GET IT, IT’S TIME TO STOP SHITTING THE BED NOW. I looked through my photo collection and found pictoral evidence of […]
RIP George Carlin; May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
I caught one of the largest lumps in my throat of all time this morning upon hearing that George Carlin passed away over the weekend. I’m not going to get into a history lesson about why he was the greatest comedian to ever live in my eyes, but he was voted the 2nd greatest comedian […]