Local TV news team spots have always been cheesy. Cheesy, to the point that they’re almost unbearable but you kind of like them anyway, like that classic Bob Turk promo to the tune of “My Girl”. But at some point, some point, they just started going beyond cheesy, and got lame as all getout. But […]
Author: Evan The Mayor
BREAKING NEWS – Gang of Pogo Sticking youths terrorize inner harbor
Commuters are reporting this morning that a group of children, aged 8-16, are armed with pogo sticks and are rampantly pogoing throughout the Harborplace thoroughfare, smiling widely. One commuter who wishes to remain anonymous stated, “Yeah them kids is lookin all wild eyed and smilin, they gotta be on somethin!!” No word yet on whether […]
Jamaica Tales Volume 3 – Krazy Kenisha
Continuing and expanding from our last tale about Jamaica – I would like to introduce you all to Kenisha, our batshit crazy tour guide while on our snorkeling expedition. Kenisha first made herself known to me by shouting “Hey Jesus! Hey Jesus!” numerous times while trying to get my attention for the snorkeling signup; I […]
Happy Mother’s Day!!!!
In case you haven’t seen the followup to the masterpiece:
David Simon on the future of journalism (again)
Baltimore’s favorite angry writer and producer of the best show ever fucking made is testifying today in front of the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation regarding the Future of Journalism. The list of speakers is fairly high-powered, including the VP of search products and user experience at Google (Marissa Mayer), Steve Coll formerly […]
Jamaica Tales Volume 1 – the Crappiest Club in Jamaica
I would like to share with the world at large a profile in one of the lamest clubs I have personally ever been to, ever. And I’ve been to some LAME dance clubs in my time. Granted, this club is contained within an enormous all-inclusive resort and the expectations are somewhat low, but still. DAMN […]