Yeah, Snuggies may be kind of funny and the perfect accessory for bar crawls, but don’t let them fool you. They are evolving. Changing. Adapting. Soon, they will be sentient beings that become one with the host, controlling their every move without them even knowing it. Behold, photographic evidence that Snuggies are now capable of […]
Author: Evan The Mayor
NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY = AWESOME
TODAY IS APRIL 16TH, THE THIRD THURSDAY OF APRIL. AND THAT MEANS IT’S NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY!!!!!!!!!!! If you see me today, you’d better RUN if you don’t want to be HIGH FIVED as hard as possible!!!!!
Songs about eating babies?!?!?!?
I don’t know what these so called “artists” are up to these days with their hippity hop and their songs about worshiping SATAN, but THIS TIME THEY’VE GONE TOO FAR!!! Two of this modern day’s top 40 Billboard Chart Artists Of All Times have songs about EATING BABIES among their top-sellingest hit singles!!!!! This is […]
Update – COMING SOON!!!!
Pending a total meltdown in the planning process, the date for Vodka Fusion Festival 2009 seems to be May 23rd – so MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDARS. And so as to serve as a true teaser, I will list three of the infused vodkas being developed as I type this trailer for a bar party: […]
Top 5 – some very generic bar names in Baltimore
In what will be an undoubtedly failed attempt at sparking a bit of conversation on this often-times echo chamber of a website, today I will offer my opinion as to which bars have some of the most generic names, for better or for worse. Granted I can’t help but offer at least something of a […]
Update – New! From Quiznos! (not actually new)
Due to something of a “Search Engine Demand,” I have decided to put together the nutrition information for all of Quizno’s Toasty Torpedos and assemble it into a handy .pdf format – enjoy!! (I would recommend avoiding the Big Kahuna Tuna sandwich) (download here)