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Say hello to Tam. He’s a self described craZy aZian who writes long, humorous rants here and there on the Internet. We’ve brought him on board to CTB so that you may read his craZiness on a semi regular basis. Enjoy his introductory love letter entitled “A common man with uncommon thoughts. Also, screw you […]
Dear CTB Family, It’s your friendly, neighborhood, self-appointed Bishop here. Today I come before you with a confused heart. I am befuddled, flabbergasted, completely and utterly dumbfounded. “Why? Why Bishop are you so confused?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Recently I saw the following advertisement on Craigslist: Category: CL > Baltimore > All Personals > […]
MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym? Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. Posted: 2013-05-21, 2:20AM EDT Can pit beef bring us together? – m4w (Arbutus arts fest) […]
Thursday, 6:24pm: The Guilford Bridge, Again After the discovery of the first medical waste pile, a good friend explained that catheters are often stolen from hospitals and clinics in order to collect clean pee for drug testing. What!? I didn’t fully buy this explanation until I was walking Shambles on the bridge last Thursday, and […]
Coming straight from the talented eyeballs and typing digits of one @mruthke comes her blog Put That Wherever, in which the sublimely left wherever is documented in hilarious fashion. We’ll be running her old gems and new ones as they post! In the meantime, enjoy these past gems. Tuesday, 12:30pm: Mt. Royal Avenue Nothing says […]
MISSED CONNECTIONS You know that unsettling guy from the bar you were avoiding on Friday night, or how about that girl that won’t leave you alone at the gym? Here is where you’ll find them, in their tragic, creepy entirety. “JHMI shuttle driver” Date Posted: April 9, 2013 Sex: Female (for M) Age: n/a Message: “You have a […]