Top Ten Funniest Onion News Videos (#10-6)

I absolutely adore The Onion. It is a great dream that floats around in my atrophy-riddled brain that The City That Breeds could ever craft such constant wit with regard to Baltimore, but alas Baltimore is small and I am very lazy, so I rely often times on The Onion for direct comedic inspiration. One […]

The Museum of Bad Art

Bad Art finally has its own home: because as we all know, without a small plaque beneath it, it’s just not real art. [Disclaimer: I borrowed this digital copy of the classic — Sunday on the Pot with George — from the Museum’s website. Please visit them and consider donating to their worthy crusade.] Bonus […]

Dixon unveils new “cap and trade” emissions program

At a press conference last Friday, Sheila Dixon unveiled a new phase in the plan to further the “Greener Baltimore” initiative and make Baltimore a more eco-friendly, livable environment – a cap and trade emissions program. “You see, it is a scienamiffic fact that cows are known to expellify a great deal of greenhouse gasseses, […]

The Internet Bestiary, always growing

Since Evan has “crazy-homeless-people-blogging” locked up, we have to look elsewhere for expertise on the full variety of urban fauna. Earlier, we learned how to classify hipsters. Now the same careful scientific method has been applied to our darker subcultures: “Goths In Hot Weather“. If you’d like to contribute, I suggest camping outside of your […]