I mean, it’s no longer a rumor that a new X-Files movie is coming out on July 25th. But what I’m redundantly asking is uh, why? Didn’t the series end six years ago? Actually yes, it did, according to wikipedia, along with entirely too much information I never needed to know about the show aside […]
Category: Entertainment
COMING SOON…. BUT WHEN DAMMIT??
This (?) summer’s blockbuster you can’t WAIT to see. ps That dude’s tooth that shines? I invented that.
Weekend Update – Your Mom Still Very Fat
To Whom It May Concern, It has been some time, well over two fortnights, since our last correspondence. It is my hope that in this time your life has been eventful, full of personal and financial growth. However, it is with some regret that I inform you that your mother is, in fact, still fat. […]
Dear Tax Return Fairy,
Or, more Amazon crap. Debate the relative merits of DS9 v. Voyager in the comments until Evil Riker imposes his steely, beardy will.
Love My Ninjas But Where’s My Witches
See this? Yeah. It’s a little thing I like to call a prize. But like it says: where the f*ck is my trophy. Bobby tells me it’s ‘on the way’ and that it costs $75. It will be quite the spectacle. Also FREE ADVERTISING WOO
You can make the pain stop.
Good news? Rational choice scholars search in vain for the solution to the free rider problem–have they finally found a cause universal enough to compel participation? “An anonymous reader writes to mention that Uwe Boll, the infamous German director behind such video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has […]