Are you sitting alone, surfing the internets, with only the soft braying of goats to keep you company? Is the financial pressure of running a small farm too much for just one person? Finally, there’s an answer. FarmersOnly is the dating site only for farmers. The applications process skillfully weeds out non-farmers by asking detailed […]
Category: Entertainment
Picture Time! Volume 2
While not necessarily ripping off another publication’s weekly segment this time, I just thought some of these shots I grabbed with ye old camera phone were pretty funny.
EEP OPP ORK MEANS I LOVE YOU
Big ups to Bobby for reminding me of this old chestnut. The Jetsons rule so hard. And the Violent Femmes did a totally badass cover of it too. From Saturday Morning Cartoons’ Greatest Hits.
HEY THIS IS VINCE with my favorite infomercial EVER
We’ve all seen the ubiquitously weird and creepy looking Vince from those Shamwow commercials, which are definitely some sort of meta-self-aware-unintentionally-funny. But it’s offical, Vince is now my absolute hero with this new infomercial for the BRAND NEW PRODUCT: The Slap Chop (not an actually brand new product). It’s utterly brilliant, hilarious, I’ve watched it […]
COME GET YOUR NAILS DID… IN HELL
It seems that some business owners, despite their best intentions and perhaps even level of skill within their particular craft, need a little help every once in a while when making their store front seem “attractive” or “not totally frightening to the average consumer.” Case in point, this nail salon on Light St.: Hey look! […]
Picture time!
Hey look I’m ripping off another publication’s weekly segment: Ehehehehehehehe look it says something different than it’s supposed to. Heheheheheheheheheheheh “I’d like to buy some boo’s please.” “You mean the scary kind, or the girlfriend kind?” “Just give me five.” “You mean five boo’s or slap you five?” how droll.