Niche Filled!

Are you sitting alone, surfing the internets, with only the soft braying of goats to keep you company? Is the financial pressure of running a small farm too much for just one person? Finally, there’s an answer. FarmersOnly is the dating site only for farmers. The applications process skillfully weeds out non-farmers by asking detailed […]

HEY THIS IS VINCE with my favorite infomercial EVER

We’ve all seen the ubiquitously weird and creepy looking Vince from those Shamwow  commercials, which are definitely some sort of meta-self-aware-unintentionally-funny. But it’s offical, Vince is now my absolute hero with this new infomercial for the BRAND NEW PRODUCT: The Slap Chop (not an actually brand new product). It’s utterly brilliant, hilarious, I’ve watched it […]

COME GET YOUR NAILS DID… IN HELL

It seems that some business owners, despite their best intentions and perhaps even level of skill within their particular craft, need a little help every once in a while when making their store front seem “attractive” or “not totally frightening to the average consumer.” Case in point, this nail salon on Light St.: Hey look! […]

Picture time!

Hey look I’m ripping off another publication’s weekly segment: Ehehehehehehehe look it says something different than it’s supposed to. Heheheheheheheheheheheh “I’d like to buy some boo’s please.” “You mean the scary kind, or the girlfriend kind?” “Just give me five.” “You mean five boo’s or slap you five?” how droll.