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If you’re like me and you can’t get enough cheap junk from Goodwill and other various thrifty stores, then you have no possible choice but to head down to the Southside Goodwill (900 E. Fort Ave., Riverside) for their INSANE moonlight sale tonight from 6-10pm. Everything in the store is 50%, meaning you could literally pay $0.50 for a velvet painting of Road Runner. Hop to it!
Ever been to DeBois Textiles (1835 Washington Boulevard, Carrol-Camden Industrial Area)? Better set of questions: are you into incredibly awesome vintage and thrift clothing, as well as a ludicrously wide selection of inexpensive fabrics for your household and clothing needs? Have you ever wanted to see a mountain of shoes? If you answer yes to […]
Been seeing this Axe dry commercial on the telly lately, and while I normally wince at the blatant and clumsy grab at the 18-34 that Axe tends to go for, these commercials apparently are from Europe a few years ago so that automatically makes them not as stupid (#swpl). Enjoy!
Now, I have seen my fair share of bail bonds cards, Big Boyz Bail Bonds pens (I have 40,000), bail bonds bumper stickers, child safety seats and toilet brushes but this, this card, this magnificent bastard is my new favorite. Why? Because it has an explosion. Plain and simple. You don’t think explosions make for […]
Guess what folks, Angry Mike is still pretty angry and apparently his ire has been piqued by the discount travel service Orbitz. Quake with fear, Orbitz, Angry Mike is gunning for YOU!! A Love Letter to Orbitz By “Love” I mean: “Go Fuck Yourself”
In what simply must be the greatest news ever to hit my cerebral cortex in no less than twelve lifetimes, disgraced former mayor Sheila Dixon’s Xbox 360 – purchased using absconded gift cards for the poor – is now available for bid on eBay, according to The Baltimore Sun (“Dixon’s Xbox up for sale on […]