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Now, I have seen my fair share of bail bonds cards, Big Boyz Bail Bonds pens (I have 40,000), bail bonds bumper stickers, child safety seats and toilet brushes but this, this card, this magnificent bastard is my new favorite. Why? Because it has an explosion. Plain and simple. You don’t think explosions make for a better business card? You’re an idiot. In fact, explosions make pretty much any form of advertising better by 10,000 times. |
Observe:
Still need more evidence? Well let’s just fire up some 3rd grade level Photoshop and prove it.
Booyah. I should be an ad exec!!!
I dunno man, kind of hard to fuck with Jesus Christ Bail Bonds.
If Jesus Christ Bail Bonds had an explosion on their card, this article would be 100% about them.
Thank you for highlighting this reputable company. I will go look at them now.
Speaking of which, why don’t we have more chinese porn spam bots?
Oh we have plenty, I keep them to myself