Author: SpaceManAndy

Dear SpaceManAndy, Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Seriously. I’m not getting any younger here. Must love dogs. Sincerely, Maid in Maryland Dear Maid, It’s a shame the Disney Store doesn’t sell princes, isn’t it? Wouldn’t it be nice […]

Dear SpaceManAndy, Do you have a surefire way of getting rid of a stalker? My stalker is still calling me and saying that we should be together. I’ve told him everything can to get him to leave me alone, but he just won’t listen. He calls me every night, sends me texts throughout the day. […]

Dear SpaceManAndy, How do you fight hunger-cravings? Like avoiding food you really like, but shouldn’t have. Smoking is not an option. Hungrily Yours, Chubby in Charm City   Dear Chubby, Wow, ok. Your first mistake was coming to me with questions about restraint. I happen to be a big fan of indulgence and eating is […]

PLEASE READ AND RESPOND TO MY CRY !!!

Dear beloved one…

As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone
will die someday. My name is Nick Benson, a merchant in Brazil. I have been
diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,
and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

Dear Nick,

First of all, I must say I am flattered. You must have read my column all the way from Brazil and decided that I am far more trustworthy. If you do not trust your own family, I take it as high praise that simply from reading my advice once a week, you find me to be trustworthy. I also have to assume that you don’t read my advice very carefully as I don’t have a firm grasp on the concept of morals. Unless by “Moral” you mean “beer.”