Once upon a time, in the land of pleasant living, all the Baltimore mascots lived in harmony. On this particular Sunday morning, nothing exciting seemed to be happening. Mr. Boh was sleeping off a hangover. Poe the Raven and The Oriole Bird were fighting over a worm. Sallie Utz was munching away on her fried […]
Author: SpaceManAndy
I will advise the shit out of you. It may not be good advice, but it will be advice.
SpaceManAndy’s Advice for the MVA and the Parking Authority DOT: Eat a dick
Ready for a rant? I hope so, because that’s what this is. No spell check or grammar for this guy, it’s time for a good ol’ fashioned RANT. The MVA and the City of Baltimore Parking Authority are probably the worst entities in existence. I have always known this, but I had up until now […]
SpaceManAndy’s Politically Potent Potables for Sober and Sad Sarah
Dear SpaceManAndy, I need booze to get me through the current political climate. Please suggest some cocktails. Thanks, Sober and Sad Sarah Dear Sober and Sad, No, thank YOU. You’ve given me a chance to combine 2 of my great loves: booze, and asserting my opinion on current events! It’s true, things are depressing right […]
SpaceManAndy & Friends’ Very Special Advice for National Coming Out Day
In honor of National Coming Out Day, I’ve decided to do a very special version of my advice column. Coming out is a very personal thing that’s different for everyone. I can’t just sit here and tell you what to do, so I’ve talked to some people I know to get their perspectives. Hopefully one […]
SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Trapped in a Likeless Fake Marriage
Dear SpaceManAndy, How do you ‘break-up’ with your work spouse?? It’s time to move on, yet you can’t totally blow them off like a normal break up because you see them everyday and be professional. How do you stay cordial but create a distance from someone you used to go to lunch with everyday? Thanks […]
SpaceManAndy’s Advice for Looking for my BFF
Dear SpaceManAndy, I have always thought of myself as the kind of loyal friend who would be there for someone through thick and thin. The kind that you could call up at some ungodly hour and ask them to pick you up and bail you out of jail, or the kind that would listen to […]