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Darth Raymunnn, an ad/marketing fellow himself, explores the wonderful world of sumbliminal sexual persuasion in advertising in his latest blog. Scooter Nation— Subliminal messaging or subliminal persuasion has been used in advertising for a long time. No matter what the product, even the slightest subliminal suggestion can have a huge effect on the consumer according […]
So apparently this is a thing – I mean, of course it is – but apparently thousands of people flock to New York since 2009 for an annual dry-humping the air competition. I guess if air guitar can have a world championship, then so can awkwardly humping the floor for minutes on end, right? At […]
Dear SpaceManAndy,
There is a guy I know and seriously hate. I’m talking a deep, seething
hatred. He’s a douche, he’s misogynistic, he’s a Yankees fan, and he’s a
Republican. No, it’s not Glenn Beck( Ewww).
I see his face and I want to punch the ever-loving hell out of him.
Unfortunately, I also am extremely attracted to him and would like to have
have blind fury hate sex with him. How do I make this happen, and how do I
refrain from punching him in the face repeatedly during the grudge fuck?
Thanks,
-So I fuck Republicans now? in Baltimore.
Dear So I Fuck,
First of all, there’s nothing wrong with blind fury hate sex. Millions of married couples do it every year. […]
This week’s question receives a gift certificate to Harborque! Keep those questions coming to advice@citythatbreeds.com! Dear Spaceman Andy, What is the most polite way to tell someone they cannot spend the night over after sex without having to say “Get your clothes on and get the f**k out – but untie me first?” Thanks, Ms. […]