Lo, the highest Baltimore holiday in existence – Orioles Opening Day – is upon us, and to mark the occasion I felt it appropriate to have a fireside chat with the most powerful man in Baltimore, unPeter Angelos. Our interview lasted 6 days and ended in a great deal of love-making.
Author: Evan The Mayor
Orioles implement “Orioles Magic” by using actual magic
Facing the possibility of repeating 2009’s record of Worst Team in The AL East, Baltimore Orioles manager Dave Trembley has made the revolutionary decision to incorporate actual magic into the Orioles playing strategy, in an effort to give the struggling team an edge. “‘Orioles Magic’ has been our theme for the past few seasons,” Trembley […]
Jasón Roland – “Home Alone”
The greatest bail bonds card ever? Or: Explosions improve everything
Now, I have seen my fair share of bail bonds cards, Big Boyz Bail Bonds pens (I have 40,000), bail bonds bumper stickers, child safety seats and toilet brushes but this, this card, this magnificent bastard is my new favorite. Why? Because it has an explosion. Plain and simple. You don’t think explosions make for […]
Presenting CHEESEBURGER JOSH
In what will undoubtedly appear in your inbox as the next “Epic Beard Man” I present to you Cheeseburger Josh, a rather drunk and angry fellow who ended up tackling with the wrong dude at a Whataburger on Saint Patrick’s Day. Enjoy!