DATELINE: BALTIMORE, MD – BAD DECISIONS BAR IN FELLS POINT. Rumblings from the interwebs abound regarding two solidly gentlemen who challenged one another to a chicken nugget eating contest featuring nuggets from Chick-Fil-A. The faceoff was to take place at the renowned interwebs bar Bad Decisions, 50 nuggets and 90 minutes to finish them. From […]
Author: Evan The Mayor
Disptaches from the Spam Box – Spam of the Year Edition
I’ve discussed before my love of unintentionally (or intentionally) hilarious spam comments, but this one actually deserves an award. With any luck this poor person will soon be free of Russian Mafia enslavement! (mildly NSFW)
Police Commissioner: “We’ve Got Batman.”
At a press conference atop Baltimore City Police Headquarters Monday evening, Police Commissioner Frederick Bealefeld ceremonially flipped the power switch to a generator, operating an 800,000,000 candle power searchlight. A powerful beam streaked through the sky and illuminated the Inner Harbor with a familiar symbol. “Ladies and Gentlemen,” Bealefeld stated, “We’ve got Batman.” After a […]
OPP of the week!
Congrats to this week’s Other People’s Pets winner, Christopher W! Email me your address and ye shall receive a prize. And don’t forget our Clicks for Cats (and Dogs, etc.) Campaign! Every Google Ad click is a charitable donation to BARCS. I’ll be putting a ticker on the sidebar with totals this week.
The Clicks for Cats (and Dogs, etc.) Campaign
See these dumb Google Ads on this site? They’re pretty worthless, for the most part; pixels I could be using for better things. Unless, of course, those better things involve a local charity that everyone tends to like, right? Which is why, starting today, I’m kicking off the Clicks for Cats (and Dogs, etc.) Campaign. […]
Steve Urkel: The Original Hipster
A little less than 20 years ago, a fashion plate was born: Steven Q. Urkel. At the time, his personality and style choices were considered