Spammy Hormel: Chicken Nugget Champion

DATELINE: BALTIMORE, MD – BAD DECISIONS BAR IN FELLS POINT. Rumblings from the interwebs abound regarding two solidly gentlemen who challenged one another to a chicken nugget eating contest featuring nuggets from Chick-Fil-A. The faceoff was to take place at the renowned interwebs bar Bad Decisions, 50 nuggets and 90 minutes to finish them. From […]

Police Commissioner: “We’ve Got Batman.”

At a press conference atop Baltimore City Police Headquarters Monday evening, Police Commissioner Frederick Bealefeld ceremonially flipped the power switch to a generator, operating an 800,000,000 candle power searchlight. A powerful beam streaked through the sky and illuminated the Inner Harbor with a familiar symbol. “Ladies and Gentlemen,” Bealefeld stated, “We’ve got Batman.” After a […]

OPP of the week!

Congrats to this week’s Other People’s Pets winner, Christopher W! Email me your address and ye shall receive a prize. And don’t forget our Clicks for Cats (and Dogs, etc.) Campaign! Every Google Ad click is a charitable donation to BARCS. I’ll be putting a ticker on the sidebar with totals this week.

The Clicks for Cats (and Dogs, etc.) Campaign

See these dumb Google Ads on this site? They’re pretty worthless, for the most part; pixels I could be using for better things. Unless, of course, those better things involve a local charity that everyone tends to like, right? Which is why, starting today, I’m kicking off the Clicks for Cats (and Dogs, etc.) Campaign. […]