For members of the blog set, spam comments are a fact of life. Annoying, link-filled facts of life that fortunately get filtered 99.9% of the time to their appropriate home, the spam box. The thing about spam, though, it has gotten considerably bizarre in recent history. Aside from the usual links to some sort of Viagkra WEBISTE 4 CHEAP, a few have caught my attention due to their context; the post, the “author” and the comment itself can sometimes be unintentionally hilarious. Here are some of my favorites.
William J. McDonald – UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS….
(in reply to Obligatory Stephanie Rawlings-Blake suggestion post pt. 2)
For the record that joke doesn’t really make any damn sense.
Health Insurance – As soon as I discovered this blog I wanted to kick myself in the face to make sure I wasn?t dreaming. I backed away from the computer and walked around my department with a huge smile on my face. I was in such a great mood that I asked out this girl from the coffee shop that I think is cute. Posts like this slap all others straight in the nuts.
(in reply to Twilight of the Plastic Bag Saga)
Hey if you say so!!
Doggy –
Hola,
De d?nde eres? ?Es un secreto?
Have a nice dayDoggy
(in reply to This snuggie thing is absolutely out of effing control)
Doggy,
Uhhhh, me llamo Enrique.
tadwina – ?????? ???????? ???????? ?????? ???????? ?????????????? ?????? ?????? ???? ???????? ???????? ?????????????? ?????? ???????? ???????? ?????? ???????? ?????????????? ???? ?????????? ???????? ?????????? ?????????? ???????????? ( ?????? Vs ???????? ) ?????? ???????? ???????? ?????? ???????? ?????????????? ?????? ?????? ??.?????????? ?????? ?????? ???? ???????? ???????? ???????? ??????????????.?????????? microsoft ???????????? ?????????????? .?????????????? ?????????????? ????????
(in reply to I just hate uggs)
Ah yes, I get this question often.
Online Shopping – Hi there, I found your blog via Google while searching for first aid for a heart attack and your post looks very interesting for me.
(in reply to A perfect fall drink – Spiced Bourbon)
Good to know that an article on spiced bourbon appears in search results for heart attack first aid! (spoiler: it doesn’t)
Oh spam, when will you learn??
Having a heart attack? Don’t worry — I’ll just Google what to do! Call 911? Is 911 in my network? I don’t know, man, I might get charged for that. Let me keep searching. Hang in there, buddy!
Hmmmmm… heart attack first aid. Hearrrt attaaack first aiiiiid…… ah cool! A recipe for spiced bourbon! Oh sweet! Hey dude you gotta read this! …oh right the heart attack. Maybe I’ll use Bing instead.