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Author: Evan The Mayor
Bieber Fever contracted by livestock, thousands euthanized
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International Universal Singing Supernova Justin Bieber performed in front of a screaming, frenzied audience of over 12,000 people and several hundred animals at the Maryland State Fair on Sunday, sending humans into frothing convulsions coupled by uncontrollable sobbing and child worship. The condition, known as “Bieber Fever,” was previously considered to be a mild disorder with a relatively short disease course of several hours, or concurrent distance from the teenage singer, with very few if any lasting effects. That is, unfortunately, until Sunday when it became apparent that Bieber Fever is contractible to livestock. […] |
105 lb. woman eats 4.8 pounds of chicken wings
Continuing the tradition of chronicling our society’s decline, yesterday’s Labor Day celebration included the annual Buffalo Wing eating contest in (where else?) Buffalo, New York. The winner, 42 year old Sonya “Black Widow” Thomas, ate 181 wings in 12 minutes. Try to watch this entire spectacle without vomiting just a little:
OPP of the week!
Congrats to Mike B. and his precious little angel of a dog Daisy for winning this week’s sidebar spot! Your prize be en route.
T&T&A Book Party at Larry Flint’s Hustler Club
Next Thursday, September 9th at Larry Flint’s Hustler Club (409 E. Baltimore St., Downtown) from 8-11pm comes one of the more unusual book signings/parties I’ve heard of in a while (and by that I mean ever); NY based photographer Tony Stamolis’ recent release T&T&A – a book solely devoted to pictures of topless women alongside pictures of tacos and other Mexican food – is coming to town and doin’ it up The Block style right here in Baltimore. I thumbed through a few pages of the tome and what can I say, it’s a bunch of topless women and dirty Mexican food. So, if that’s your thing then by all means grab yourself a copy of the book next Thursday!
Baltimore Beer Week 2010 (aka BBW 2010)
The cooler days of Fall are approaching (thank God) and it can mean one of several things for you personally, be it impending yardwork, giving birth to a child, whatever floats your boat. But certainly, one thing it should definitely mean for you personally is your participation in the 2nd Annual Baltimore Beer Week, put […]