It recently occurred to me that South Baltimore is becoming a helluva decent place to go for crabs. And it rules. LP Steamers in Locust Point has some of the finest mumbo jimmies around at decent prices, they’ve been an institution for quite a while. Steamers is about as old school Baltimore as you can […]
Category: Mealtime
What we be eatin’.
Mealtime! #7
special thanks to reader/awesome dude spam for his mealtime submission! What: Bison burger (medium) on a classic bun with Lincolnshire cheddar, bacon, avocado, tomato, and bib lettuce; ostrich burger (medium) on an English muffin with pleasant ridge cheese, herb yogurt, avocado, sprouts, tomato, and bib lettuce; both with sweet fries. Also an order of waffle […]
McDonald’s
What: Chicken Nuggets, Double Cheeseburger, Fries Where: McDonald’s, Southside Shopping center (825 E Fort Avenue – map) How Much: $8.23 (with drink) Synopsis: There’s this crazy new place in South Baltimore called “McDonald’s,” they serve burgers and fries and bizarre cups full of salad. Ever heard of it? (If you’d like to submit your own […]
Mealtime! #5
What: Fish Burrito Where: Pop Tacos, Cross St. Market (Light and Charles St. – map) How Much: $8.00 (with drink) Synopsis: Pop Tacos is remarkably similar to most other burrito joints around town, but their selection of filler extends way beyond your standard beef or chicken and includes shrimp, fish, shredded pork, and a few […]
Prime Central
What: The Balto Bird w/ MD Crab Soup Where: Prime Central (1715 Edmonson Avenue – map) How Much: $~10.50 Synopsis: This hole in the wall place out in Catonsville has a pretty awesomely wide variety of pit beef/turkey/ham sandwiches and grill foods that everyone loves. The Balto Bird pictured (blurrily) consists of pit turkey, […]
NachoQuest – ALPHA

Mankind has always endeavored upon the noblest of causes: clean burning energy, environmental protection, penis enlargement creams, breast enlargement creams, that kind of thing. Today I announce my intent to contribute my services to the pantheon of Makind’s legacy and discover once and forever – where can Baltimore’s best nachos be found? Truly this is […]