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Faced with the current failure of this season’s Orioles magic, as well as the death of a convicted petty criminal and a 3-win record this season, Orioles owner Peter Angelos has decided to listen to his critics and do what many feel he has needed to for years now; replace the entire roster with cloned […]
Lo, the highest Baltimore holiday in existence – Orioles Opening Day – is upon us, and to mark the occasion I felt it appropriate to have a fireside chat with the most powerful man in Baltimore, unPeter Angelos. Our interview lasted 6 days and ended in a great deal of love-making.
Facing the possibility of repeating 2009’s record of Worst Team in The AL East, Baltimore Orioles manager Dave Trembley has made the revolutionary decision to incorporate actual magic into the Orioles playing strategy, in an effort to give the struggling team an edge. “‘Orioles Magic’ has been our theme for the past few seasons,” Trembley […]
In what will undoubtedly appear in your inbox as the next “Epic Beard Man” I present to you Cheeseburger Josh, a rather drunk and angry fellow who ended up tackling with the wrong dude at a Whataburger on Saint Patrick’s Day. Enjoy!
I’m just gonna wrap up this whole Key West thing with some pictures. Quite frankly most of the other stories involve drunken destruction of property, and/or falling off of scooters into a backflip, and nobody wants to hear about boring stuff! So here are some boring pictures instead! (click to enlarge each) [imagebrowser id=45]
I normally don’t copy/paste PR like this but LOOK AT THIS DOLPHIN IT IS SMALL AND GAAAAAAAAH (PR after the jump)