In the past, I’ve been known to dedicate a little bit of postering for the highly sought after WMVE Award – aka “Worst Music Video Ever Award” – (here, here, here, here), and today we have another contender to add to the ever-growing list. I present to thee, dear readers, a German DJ known as […]
Category: Entertainment
New Tommy Wiseau instaclassic The House that Dripped Blood on Alex
For years you’ve been yearning, yeaaaaarrrrrrning for another command performance from Tommy Wiseau, and thank the Gods Above we have it. Atom films presents us with The House that Dripped Blood on Alex, a powerhouse performance delivered by Mr. Wiseau (who is slowly beginning to resemble Hans Moleman) alongside that Guy Who Got Stabbed on […]
Bieber Fever contracted by livestock, thousands euthanized
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International Universal Singing Supernova Justin Bieber performed in front of a screaming, frenzied audience of over 12,000 people and several hundred animals at the Maryland State Fair on Sunday, sending humans into frothing convulsions coupled by uncontrollable sobbing and child worship. The condition, known as “Bieber Fever,” was previously considered to be a mild disorder with a relatively short disease course of several hours, or concurrent distance from the teenage singer, with very few if any lasting effects. That is, unfortunately, until Sunday when it became apparent that Bieber Fever is contractible to livestock. […] |
Disptaches from the Spam Box – Spam of the Year Edition
I’ve discussed before my love of unintentionally (or intentionally) hilarious spam comments, but this one actually deserves an award. With any luck this poor person will soon be free of Russian Mafia enslavement! (mildly NSFW)
Steve Urkel: The Original Hipster
A little less than 20 years ago, a fashion plate was born: Steven Q. Urkel. At the time, his personality and style choices were considered
Are you: The Crylander?
We’ve all been there. You’re stuck in a shitty situation with a group of people, and it sucks, but everyone seems to be dealing with it fairly well. Tempered emotions, level-headed perspective and bonafide “Hey, it could be worse!” abound, but then it happens. The Crylander appears. The one person out of everyone involved who […]