SpaceManAndy’s Advice for the MVA and the Parking Authority DOT: Eat a dick

Ready for a rant? I hope so, because that’s what this is. No spell check or grammar for this guy, it’s time for a good ol’ fashioned RANT. The MVA and the City of Baltimore Parking Authority are probably the worst entities in existence. I have always known this, but I had up until now […]

HONtroversy chapter 985767: Kitchen Nightmares edition

In case you hadn’t heard yet, the Baltimore Sun made a lil’ announcement that chef Gordon Ramsay’s show about restaurants that suck trying to get some tough love in an effort to save them from the brink of disaster – lovingly known as Kitchen Nightmares – will be or already has filmed an episode in […]

South Baltimore getting a brew pub, also more condos and stuff

***EDIT: As with all things bar-news related, rumors can turn out false. Apparently the rumor about Mike McDonald and/or Red Brick isn’t all that true, I’m looking into it. A thousand apologies!*** Word came down the line recently that the really super neato looking – but horribly abandoned – Pabst Brewing Co. building at the […]

John Waters: Still ahead of the curve

What with HON™Fest spreading out its festering wings tomorrow through Sunday and all the flubbub going on with Denise™ Whiting’s™ latest antics, I started noticing folks electronically distributing USA Today’s “recent” interview with John Waters and his apparent swearing off on the word “Hon™” and Hon™ culture in general: “To me, it’s used up,” Waters […]

Best of Baltimore Readers’ Poll: the grassroots campaign*

DATELINE: BALTIMORE, MD 9:00AM WEDNESDAY – The HTC Eris alerted the user that a tweet had been made: [blackbirdpie id=”78285610577698817″] And so, the yearly popularity contest begins: Bmag’s reader’s poll is up, and somehow The City That Breeds has been nominated. ….which is great, but Baltimore Magazine’s reader’s poll has historically generated a great deal […]

Urban Foraging in Baltimore: or, Hey this Superfundberry tastes great!

  Laura Vozzella ran a piece in the Baltimore Sun yesterday regarding the seemingly on-the-rise concept of Urban Foraging, which essentially amounts to picking things up off the ground and eating them: By gathering food in a city public park, Stauss not only trims her grocery bill but also takes part in one of the […]