The devastation immense. The corpses — as far as the eye can see. Snowpocalypse knows no kindness, spares none. Observe. Duly noted that it was snowing so hard at the time that these shots were taken it actually borders on white distortion. Refer to photo titles if you can’t figure them out…
Author: Evan The Mayor
Percy Jackson and the most ridiculously worded movie title ever
Hey! Would you like to watch a movie about angsty teens that just so happen to be the children of GREEK GODS that need to recover Zeus’ lightning bolt which has been stolen in order to prevent a huge war? Hell yeah you don’t! So laugh at this trailer!
BALTIMORE SNOW HASHTAG EMERGENCY!!!
ATTENTION CITIZENS – THESE ARE THE OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED BALTIMORE SNOW EMERGENCY HASHTAGS FOR USE WITH THE INTERNET COMMUNICATION ENTITY KNOWN AS “TWITTER.” KEEP ABREAST OF BREAKING SNOW NEWS USING THESE VERY HELPFUL SNOW HASHTAGS: #snowpocalypse #snowtastrophe #snowmaggedon #snowtrocity #snowacaust #snowkkake #snowthehumanity! (@bmoreNat) #snowdiots (@ryan97ou) #snowpussies (@Chippewa29) #snOMG (@SpamSpam) #snowgasm MORE AS THE SITUATION DEVELOPS!!!!!!
WHAT TO DO WHEN IT SNOWS IN BALTIMORE
Snowpocalypse 2009 is occurring this weekend according to the National Weather Scientist People (Incorporated) and it’s time to take stock of what to do in Baltimore in the event of a giant snowtastrophe. This list is 1000% necessary to your survival!! We’re through the looking glass here, people. Drive 3 mph at the first sign […]
Wasmund’s Whisky is A-OK
It was a few days ago when I received the heads up about a whiskey tasting a-goin’s on at The Idle Hour, which quite frankly I didn’t even read the invitation when all I saw were the words “Whiskey” and …… ok all I saw was “Whiskey.” At any rate, last night The Idle Hour […]
New Orleans: A food commentary – Part 2
Po Boys, Po Boys, Po Boys Chances are pretty high that if you’re going to New Orleans and someone you know has already been there and you’re talking to them about New Orleans, they will say something to the effect of “OMG OMG G O JOMGOGMGOMG PO BOYS DDROOOOL.” Sure enough, New Orleans is awash […]